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Snazzy Granny Reviews – Darley’s Restaurant: Liliansfels Hotel: Blue Mountains

Really interesting and fabulous food. Very good service, it’s a pity it connected to such a shabby hotel. I would dine here again but would not stay at the hotel ever again.  See below.

Lilianfels Resort & Spa – Blue Mountains

To advertise this hotel to any visitor as 5-star luxury is at the very least misleading, and in truth it is simply deceitful. I don’t know many 5-star exclusive hotels that have a car park for coaches and a machine for hiring bikes outside the hotel.

If you want a simple review …don’t stay here.

If you want to know more…read on.

The two most memorable low lights of our stay included a motel style overcrowded breakfast on the Sunday morning … (more of that later) and a most unpleasant interaction with the surly and smug manager.

Our hotel bill was inaccurate. He argued persistently in front of a horrified group of guests who were also waiting to check out. The waiting hotel guests, were obviously very embarrassed at what was going on but were stuck in a queue. I don’t know what they taught this manager at hotel management school, but he obviously wasn’t paying attention. He terminated the conversation by saying that he had our credit card details, presumably implying that the hotel had the last word.

We stayed at Lilianfels about 10 years ago and loved it, so we were so disappointed about what has been done to this grand old lady. I am embarrassed to say that I have previously recommended it so many times to overseas visitor…my heartfelt apologies to them.

It would appear that this Hotel is now catering to a different clientele, who probably get a good deal on the internet.  We checked and there were.  Cheap deals available (not the $600+ we were charged) and those lucky customers who took up the offer would have no problems with the buffet breakfast. What can I say…bottled juice, tinned mushrooms, served by mainly harassed staff with ‘in training’ on their lapels?

My husband had to practically rugby tackle these trainees to get a cup of tea or coffee. Perhaps if I say there was an automatic pancake maker on a small table pretty well sums this charade of a breakfast.  I have stayed at a fair few luxury resorts and never seen one of those before.

So, NO I would not recommend Lilliafels unless of course, you want to stay in a shabby room, a garden room is just one that doesn’t overlook the overflowing car park.  The car park incidentally fills up on a weekend and those guests not quick of the mark must park in the street.  No bottled water provided  so if you don’t mind drinking water from the bathroom tap then perhaps you may like it.

The tourist board, or whoever gives out stars should hang their heads in shame and then swiftly take Lilianfel’s stars away before any more unsuspecting overseas visitors get sucked in.

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Snazzy Granny Review – Gunners Restaurant: Gunners was great

This place is so traditional that they have tongs in the sugar bowls.

The ambience and setting are surreal and evokes the ghosts of its origins of being an army officers mess.  One could imagine sitting in pearls and a smart hat and gloves having high tea on the Royal Albert Old Country Rose plates as the guest of an army colonel.

The high tea, which they serve pretty much all day was sublime.  My smallest grandson was completely bewitched so much so that when we checked his pram at home, we found the tongs in amongst his toys. 

We returned them to Gunners by post and received a charming letter in reply.  Can’t get more stylish than that!

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Snazzy Granny Review – Burnt Orange: Mosman

Dearie me. If you think you are going to get a High Tea from Burnt Orange remotely like any hotel experience you have had before… forget it.

A much anticipated treat for two birthday boys  left us feeling disappointed not to say a little under the weather. We started with what turned out to be a very stingy offering consisting of two diminutive sandwiches of unknown filling (but thick bread).  

Followed by one enormous stodgy scone and a tiny cake each. Small boys are easy to please where cakes are concerned but these two sadly were not. Never again. I shall take my business to nearby Gunners which everyone says is fabulous.
Burnt Orange is in a nice setting, but access is not suitable for anyone who has any sort of disability or trouble walking. This granny stumbled a bit and had to be assisted by two small boys.  

A big fat zero.

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Snazzy Granny Review – Sydney Ferries: Act like a local and thank the ferry deck hand as you disembark

Sydney Ferries are cool, but we locals don’t value them enough.

Stepping on one of the older style ferries of the “lady class is like taking a step back in time. I am not given to protesting, well not since Greenham Common, but when Sydney finally moth balls them for good, I will be marching down George St in protest.

A ferry ride is one of the best and cheapest harbour cruises in Sydney. Just remember to act like a local and thank the deck hand who ties up the ferry at the wharf as you disembark.

All Sydney siders do.

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Snazzy Granny Review – Shangri-La Hotel: Best Christmas lunch ever

It would be just him and me this year.

It was not our turn to host festivities. No little faces around our dining table pulling crackers with dubious jokes.  No grown up kids participating in the annual wine testing competition. 

The competition where everyone brings a bottle, takes the label off and guesses what the wine is and who brought it.  Endless inside jokes and old scores settled for who brought the worst wine.

There would be no games of charades, no signature plates brought by different members, rum balls, turkey stuffing and the piece de resistance, Aunt Matilda’s Christmas pudding.   No Gluhwein from the Austrian side of the family because they would be all speaking German and skiing in the Tyrol.  

So, I just didn’t have the heart to cook the big Christmas lunch. We had tried a restaurant once before when it was just him and me, but it felt a bit odd and we couldn’t wait to get home to have a little lie down…and then him-indoors  saw an advertisement for a take-away lunch cooked by a chef at the Shangri-La.

We picked the lunch up at 11am after a stirring Christmas service at St James in the City, which is something, we had never had time for before.  The contents of our lunch exceeded our expectations. Turkey, prawns, oysters, vegetables, 2 or 3 salads all served with their own individual sauces. For desert the chef had prepared  individual Christmas puddings and mince pies.

It was excellent value and all we had to do was serve it up. No shopping or standing over a hot stove. I thought how fabulous it would be if one owned a holiday cottage as the staff load up your car in the hotel parking bay…and off you go speeding up the highway in your Porsche to the Hunter Valley.  The servings are so generous we had heaps left over so we called up our neighbours on Boxing Day to share it with us.  I hope they do it again next year as my days of standing over a hot stove are over.  Apparently the neighbours  are ordering their own Christmas Dinners this year.

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Snazzy Granny Review – Market: Secret view of the fish market

What a fabulous hour with Alex at the Fish Markets.

Being originally from the UK I am a little bit uninformed about Aussie seafood. Also, I am often confused to know which seafood, as mentioned by Jamie (or some other TV chef) I can use here in Australia.

Now I know.

I can now order crab, lobster with the best of them and I can spot a coral trout at 10 paces. Can’t wait to do the” Behind the scenes tour” but first I must poach a 2.2 kg salmon in my new fish kettle!

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Snazzy Granny reviews the Balmoral Boat House: Best seafood platter

I do love a seafood platter!

I have become a bit of an expert on this dish as I always order it if I can talk a member of my family to share one with me. Platters are often the most expensive thing on the menu and sometimes they present an opportunity for the management to cobble together a few prawns, oysters etc and slap a big price on it.

Not so at Balmoral Boathouse.

The chef has been very original with  this dish and made it a treat above all. Each piece of seafood had a unique spin on it and I just loved it. We locals don’t like to rave too much about the Boat house, we don’t want word to get out to the tourists as it’s always a struggle to get a table, even out of season and mid-week.

But I just had to say…. Absolutely Fabulous

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Selling my family home

I’m sitting in this garden for the last night.  The sun is low in the sky and the birds are calling to each other before nightfall.  I’m cold, there’s a cool wind blowing, but that’s not what I am feeling.  Sadness, regret, happiness, fear all of those things.  It’s almost time to go.  How can I leave?

 I walk slowly round the garden that my Dad planted.

We are down 6 fish in the pond. The kookaburra must have eaten the other 14. The lawn is looking decidedly brown, but the hose must sit carefully tightly coiled for months to come. The water restrictions are in place and the fires are too close for comfort.  How long ago was it that  a dear family friend planted it out.  A favour repaid she did is so well done that it is positively blooming.  Australian natives not the roses, hollyhocks and cottage plants I wanted but Australian natives, strong hardy plants just like her.    My neighbour Ian is getting in his washing and he calls out to me over the fence.

“I see you have sold then.”

“Yep it was only up on the internet for 24 hours I was kind of hoping it wouldn’t be so fast.

it’s a sad day for Sue and me”.

“We’ll miss you too Ian, I remember you moving in with the child bride”

“Just had our silver wedding”

I know we went to the party.  There quite a few parties, wasn’t there?

We chatted 10 minutes, just had we had always done…. he’s a bit far right in his politics for me but he will do….he drove my husband to hospital when he broke all his fingers walking along the beach  and his wife left flowers when my dog died…good honest people ..I will miss them.

The house is bulging with memories, a wedding, a funeral, a birth.  Christmas was always spent here, sometimes just the 2 of us, sometimes 16.  Sometimes we had to adjust the seating as 3 of the family were pregnant all at the same time.  There are a lot of Christmases in 45 years and a lot of memories.  As I shut the door for the last time and walk down the drive, I look at the sign on the front lawn, it has a huge triumphant SOLD sign on it,

The new people will make it their own.  They seem quite nice but who knows.  I hope they will be kind to the house because it has been very kind to me.