Snazzy Granny’s a child of the sixties, she tells her children that  she knew The Rolling Stones before they were famous but she is a bit of a prissy missy at heart so they don’t think she slept with Mick, but she will neither confirm or deny.

She obviously never went to the career day at school because she has had about 4 careers.  She was a model (knows Twiggy she says) read psychology at university,( gives her carte blanche to give unsolicited advice) worked as a film extra (has inside story on the rich and famous, and generally lies about most of it. But she says the best job she ever had was being a GRANDMOTHER.

She dotes on her 6 grandkids but wishes she could have cut out the middleman and just had them and not their parents.  

She is a snappy dresser, fancies herself as a tech head (the grandkids do it all) a party animal but is mostly a failed dieter.

She is currently living in home detention with her cranky husband and her sex mad neighbour.

Basically she has  a passion of staying on the planet to keep an eye on all of the above so her bookshelves are bulging with self-help books.